Wednesday, September 22, 2004

15 Reasons Y Guitars R better than Girlfriends !!!

Here are 15 "GOLDEN" reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:
1. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
2. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
3. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
4. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
5. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
6. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
7. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
8. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
9. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!

6 comments:

  1. Yeah but still you forgot:
    * Guitars need to have their strings changed every six months or so, women come (in most cases IF you are lucky) with no strings attached.
    * You need electricity to work it (the electric), with a woman all you need is good timing, good mood, and good moves.
    * Walk around college with a guitar and you will be classified as a nut-case (I know cuz that's MY classification, i walk around with it ALL the time) but walk around with a half-decent woman in OUR DEPRIVED universities and you will be considered better than Kull the Conqueror.
    Any more reasons have to come to my memory later.
    see ya and salam to Amin, Zaid Bahir (tell him SALAMAT for his car and DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN) Yassir Shlaga (nice kid and real funny) and the rest of the SHILLA'T ADMA! heh. see ya around
    13out.

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  2. Hi Anarki,Thanks 4 Ur ADVICE ! coz I really missed that.
    Hope 2 C U soon.

    BM :)

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  3. Dude! if your girlfriend is so ugly that the guitar is holding more interest......nah forget it! You deserve what your getting.

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  4. Hey, cool blog you got here. I'm a nut case surfer, but l know what I like.
    Have a good one!
    Always looking for !

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  5. you can't fuck a guitar

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  6. It's a joke dumbasses. (That's to you ihath)

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