Monday, November 1, 2004

The Best Moments In Life :)

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the ocuntry side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
22. Hearing some telling you "I LOVE YOU"
"True friends come in the good times when we tell Them to, and come in the bad times.....without calling."

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Old One But It's GREAT !!!

You know you're Iraqi when...
1. You originally have no Arab blood, you're either Turkish, Iranian, Assyrian, Chaldean, Kurdish, Turkomani, or Indian in Origin, but somehow you're Arab!
2. When surrounded by other Arab nationalities and you speak Iraqi no one knows what the hell you're saying.
3. When talking to Egyptians your Iraqi accent turns Egyptian, when talking to Lebanese, your accent turns Lebanese...etc..
4. If you're a guy, all the Iraqi women already have their eye on you and want you for their daughter.
5. If you're a girl, all the Iraqi women think their sons are too good for you.
6. All Iraqi Fathers look like Saddam Hussein.
7. When Iraqi women get together, they all compete in who's got the loudest voice?
8. Every Iraqi family is dysfunctional in one way or another.
9. Every Iraqi has a bit of Im3aydee in them.
10. Iraqis have an exclusive Swearing vocabulary ranging from 'Incheb-ee', 'Islayma', 'sarsaree', , 'thowla', 'booma', 'Quz al qut', 'ghabra', ..etc...
11. There is no such thing as elegant eating in an Iraqi Household.
12. Everyone has at least one Ali in their immediate family.
13. If dinner doesn't include rice, its not considered a meal.
14. Kathem al Saher is considered Handsome amongst Iraqis.
15. When Iraqi guys try to pick up girls, their approach is maybe a bit too aggressive "Hay shlown jamal ya bint al kalb", "Lich hay weyn ray7ah, ta3alee ihna, khen ger-gir?", "Shinoo hal kaykah, Jawa3teenee"
16. Being Romantic is foreign to Iraqis, when they try to be, it's so unsuitable that ladies prefer the true Iraqi way better.
17. Every Iraqi knows every family in the entire nation of Iraq, and some how you always know a specific story about them.
18. Every Iraqi you meet was a neighbor or is a neighbor back home.
19. When Iraqis dance to 3adel 3ogla or Hatem al 3raqi, everyone returns to their Im3aydee roots, everyone goes wild, and all the other non-Iraqis get scared.
20. Saying the word 'Baghdad' makes Iraqis cry hysterically.
21. During a wedding, all the young single people are checking each other out.
22. You've been beaten up to death by a Na3al at least once in your life.
23. It is not biologically possible for Iraqis to have a small nose.
24. Sarcasm is part of Iraqi DNA, You never know whether the joke is a joke or not!
25. To be Iraqi you must drink Tea (CHAI) five times a day.
26. Saddam Hussein comes up at least 3 times a day in your conversation.
27. Everyone owns a leather Jacket, Big Shoulder pads and a thick Belt is a MUST!
28. You have Guests over for breakfast, lunch, dinner and after midnight. >
But all in all.....WE RULE!!!

15 Reasons Y Guitars R better than Girlfriends !!!

Here are 15 "GOLDEN" reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:
1. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
2. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week!
3. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
4. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
5. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
6. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
7. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not.
8. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
9. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged.
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Monday is a GREAT day !!!

Well Hi again,This monday was really really great coz in the morning and exactly at 8 AM I went to a football game with my best friends AMIN,ZAID & Muhammed and it was a good game then at 11 Am we returned home.(ACTUALLY I RETURNED 2 AMIN'S HOUSE COZ IT'S ALSO MY HOME !!!).We get our cloths and swimming suits and we went to Muhammed's house then we hired a taxi and went to the swimming pool in Babylon Hotel.THE POOL was great,There was 2 pools one is inside the hotel and the other is outside and both were great we went to the steam room also and then we jumped into the cold water WOW IT WAS REALLY GREAT THANKX GUYS 4 THIS DAY HOPE WE CAN MAKE IT AGAIN TILL THEN C YA.

Here is a good one !!!

With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don't answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line- this is important for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida... in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
Suddenly you know who it is -- it's George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
And here's the question (please give an honest answer):
Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Saturday, September 4, 2004

The Fact of Life

This is a story about four people named:Everybody,Somebody,Anybody & Nobody.
There was an important job to be done & Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it,but Nobody did it.Somebody got angry about that,Because it was Everybody's job.Everybody thought Anybody could do it,But Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did that Anybody could have done...

Friday, September 3, 2004

5 American Presidents !!!

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane

Once Upon a Time in the CIA HQ !!!

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

Barman,Gimme Six Double Vodkas !!!

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"


One day in Red Indian clump one of those Indians was sick (Something wrong with his Excrection) so he went to the Boss of the clump and he said to the boss:"Big Boss No SHIT",So the Big Boss had given him a small tablet and the next day the Indian man returned to the Big Boss and he told him:"Big Boss NO SHIT" so the boss gave him a big tablet.In the next day the Indian man returned again to the Big Boss and he said:"Big Boss NO SHIT" and the Big Boss felt MAD and he gave him a tablet of Horses and in the next day the Indian man went to the big boss and he said :"BIG SHIT NO BOSS"

Wednesday, September 1, 2004

Finaly It's DONE !

Hi Friends,How R YA all ???? welcome to my site.I've done this site by a help from a friend of mine and I think U all know him ANARKI13 check his website it's really great and he always posts a great things check .I will write another post soon so C YA.